10-11-17

"I bought a painting today. At Value Village."

"What is it?"

"It's a velvet painting."

"Wait, let me guess what it's of. Is it of Elvis?"

"No."

"A toreadore?"

"No."

"Dogs playing poker?"

"No."

"A Spanish woman playing castanets?"

"No."

"A bowl of fruit?"

"No."

"I give up."

"A peacock."

"I love it, can I see it?"

"Yes."

"Awesome!"